I feel like I'm spamming people. Hello. Please don't hate me.
Summer starts as soon as my take home exam ends. As well as this essay that's due on Monday that I can't get my head into. I'll be returning to Homeland either next Saturday or Sunday. And R4 of ToH started today. A mixture of happiness and sadness...
I'm also kind of looking for some assistance. Or more so, I'm looking to steal some voices for a project. I decided to enter #Coloring-MediumOCT because for the format I'm going with, it won't be time intensive so I can still work on CC and do regular art type things. Even better considering summer starts soon. The problem is, it requires some voice talent. The voices aren't supposed to be over the top of strongly characterized, actually I'm looking for a typical speaking voice. Or three of them. A comrade has already offered to do the one, but might as well list it anyway.
Arbitrary([link]: Neutral voice but not apathetic, somewhat inquisitive. Has a rambling quality to it.
The Creator: No gender preference; confident yet fairly 'average' or typical voice. Can get a little wordy.
The Narrator/Unreliable Narrator: No gender preference, can get wordy. Must be able to read chunks of paragraphs clearly.
Aside from that, let's move on to lists and such.
This week's list of cool people:
OCT's Auditioning For:
List of Annoying Things (part 1):
-People who complain about never getting comments. When they never comment on other peoples work.
-Trolls. Youre not really funny. Just kind of stupid. And its not nice to laugh at the stupid.
-Parody wolf comics where the entire point is to draw them looking as ugly as possible. Instead of poking fun at the dozens of clichés and tropes, they focus on bad drawing to reflect something or other. I dont know. Its a failure of parody.
-Animal comics. No seriously, folks just give up. Not worth it. Want to find some good animal comics? Look up an animal only OCT. Its the only place youll find consistent updates, coherent plots, and people motivated to actually produce content instead of concept art and the occasional page every year or two.
-Getting flak for saying that you like dubs over subs.
-Stigma against animal artists
-Animal artists who are contributing to the negative stigma.
-The current trend of I like taxidermy, stuffed animals made of real animals, and buying from fur farms and therefore I am cool and if you disagree then its because youre close minded. In so many words.
-People who mass-upload photos. Especially those that are nearly identical and/or of poor quality, uninteresting/unoriginal subject, probably belong solely on facebook, etc.
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-The stories I have to readin my Fiction Technique class.
-Reviews that are completely negative. Good feedback tells the person what is working, and what isnt working. This way, they know what to keep and what not to keep.








If you want your voiceovers to lack the letter 'r' and randomly chance pace, pitch, and coherency, then you've got yourself a terrible candidate!
And what is with this coffee business seriously
I am cool!
Who knows, perhaps that shall work for any future opponents I might have, as I'll have to find voices for them as well.
I should stop making journals while consuming coffee. Horrible things come of it.
Also, don't forget to send me a note for your icon, silly. You did win the stamp contest after all.
Or you could use voices in the manner of The Greatest Possible Magnitude of the Sacrosanct Infrastructure. Pretentious Medium. You could defeat your foes with mountains of text! Or AOL-er text
B-but I'll have to figure out what the icon will be. I have a reference for a novel character colored but need to finish it first.
Could you imagine a character with the manipulator power of chatspeak?
Alright, whenever you are ready just send me a note with the details. There's no rush or deadline for it.
Raving Lunaticcraze. I am not that interested in what my 5,000 imaginary friends ate for lunch, what their current feelings are, and how much they are my total best friend forever. And as such it's even worse when people use their Journals as some sort of news bulletin. I can tolerate it, though, as long as my other inboxes are not being flooded with the previously mentioned recolored demotivationals.Oh dear lord. I see your chatspeak and raise you a 1337-speak. Coloring Medium has no hope of survival. Yes, yes, I can see it now.
"XxX1337SN1P3RPWN3DDOODXxX"
Appearance: Hyperactive nine-year-old playing violent video games
Strengths: Destroys ears/eyes of opponents by uttering "L0L 1 p\/\/|\| U!111111! \/\/7pH"
Weaknesses: None whatsoever. Save yourself!
Wow I'm really looking foward to this new format and how you present it. I would love to help you SD but my terrible voice would make everyone's ears bleed. 8D
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ESSAY COMRADE. Your mind is so smartical and the fact that you write essay paragraph comments every-so-often here LOL You'll get this thing done in no time!
I have no idea if this will turn out alright. It may just end up a glorious trainwreck. But let's give it a shot!
Blargh essays. It's been sitting around, staring at me like a papery frog for days now.